What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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