- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

you gay?

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

why did you poop because you are a poop

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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