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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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