- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

your no better than a cockroach

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

You know what's cool? Yep.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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