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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

why did the blue berry cross the road

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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