What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Want to hear a joke? No.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Take part of what?

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What page are you on The gay page.

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