What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Anti Joke

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