- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What's big and purple? Barney

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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