- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Knock Knock. Come in.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What page are you on The gay page.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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