- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

A house comes around the corner.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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