- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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