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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

If you're happy and you know it get a life

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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