how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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