- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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