- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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