- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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