- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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