- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

it was all Tagart

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

My cat just died.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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