- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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