- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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