- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

someone called someone else a frog

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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