- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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