- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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