Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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