What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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