If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Go away still nothing to see

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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