a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

why did you poop because you are a poop

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

How you know when dislextic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

class is canceled. My professor died.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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