- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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