- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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