- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Men's rights

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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