- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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