- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

So FDR walks into a bar.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

My spelling is horrible

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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