- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Pain Olympics.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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