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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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