- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

My spelling is horrible

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Gretta has five legs? -no

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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