- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

The WNBA

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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