- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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