the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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