- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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