- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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