- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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