- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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