Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Emily Walker.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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