- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

A cat playing laser tag.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

wanna hear a joke womens rights

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

A terrorist robs a walrus.

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