How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

What is my name? I dont know

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Anti Joke

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