- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

why are balck people black because they are

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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