Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Skinny people fart less.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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