Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Turkey Balls

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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