I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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