Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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12/23/2012

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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