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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Dumbledore dies.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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