- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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