- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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