Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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God is real.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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