I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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womens rights

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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