What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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