- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

I have an idea! You leave.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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