- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Anti Jokes = Drained

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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