- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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