Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

I'm Coming

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

13 =B you just learned something

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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