- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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