- Anti Joke

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why did the chicken cross the road?