What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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What's worse than this That :(

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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