- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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