- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Knock knock, COME IN!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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