- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

I like school Said no one ever.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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