Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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