- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Go away still nothing to see

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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