What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Obama = ebola

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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12 in general

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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