why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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