- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

i saw amango it splootered

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What's 1+1? 69.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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