- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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