- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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