How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Blacks

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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