what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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