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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Eric is gay Ha

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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