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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

A hill billy went fishing

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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