- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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