- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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