- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Death by kayak

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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