- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Why do fat people commit suicide

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Homo say what?

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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