- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Urban ghettos

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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