- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

woman's rights

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

If life gives you lemonade.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

I have a really funny joke.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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