- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

whats green and lives in the water

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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