- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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