What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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