- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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