Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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