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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Robin, get in the car, please.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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