- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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