What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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