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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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