Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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