What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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