- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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