What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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