A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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