- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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