- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??