Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

why did katy fall off her bike?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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