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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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