Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

I'm homeless.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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