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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Poker face

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

WILLYS

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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