- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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