- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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