Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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