- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What stops a train? A missile

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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