Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Knock knock... Home invasion

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Black people stink of shite!

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

white or wheat? wheat please.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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