- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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