What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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