Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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A man did not like this site

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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