A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Maths.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

white or wheat? wheat please.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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