- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

knock knock!? . . No.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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