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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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