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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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