Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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Blacks

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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