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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

you see theres this guy.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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