What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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no rasist joks

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Atheism

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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black people swimming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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