So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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