So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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