Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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a black man pays his child support

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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