- Anti Joke

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Your mother is average.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.