What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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