- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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