What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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