What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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