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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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