Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Black people stink of shite!

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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