- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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