man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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A man goes to the potty.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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