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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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