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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Barack Obama is a good president.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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