Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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i like it in the mouth

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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that wall over there ->

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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