- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What do you call two dog? dogs

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

knock knock come in !

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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