- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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