- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Amanda Knox walks home free.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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