how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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your mom.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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