- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

You're tall.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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