- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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