- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

A black man walks out of a police station

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

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