- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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