- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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