- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What's the new green? Green

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

i hate non minorities!

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

All of these jokes are about white people

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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