What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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