A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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