Once upon a time, there was a boy. He was 12 years old. He is dad was rich from his business and so when it came time for his 12 year old boy to turn 13 he insisted on buying the boy whatever he wanted. He thought that the imagination of a 12 year old boy might in fact humour him, even if the cost of such a present reached the millions. He asked his son "Son, a very special day's coming up", his son smirked "I know Dad". "Well, what would you like?" asked the Dad. His son pondered for several seconds before replying, "honestly Dad, all I want it 12 Pink Ping Pong balls". The Dad, curious and a little disappointed asked "of course son, but why?". His son replied "I can;t say, I'd just like them for my birthday please". And so on his thirteenth birthday, he indeed received 12 Pink Ping Pong balls. His Dad thought nothing of it until next year, when he asked his son "what would you like for your birthday this year son? A new 82-inch Tv for you toilet, or how about a new jet?". His soon blew the hair out of his eyes and said, "Dad, all I want is room full of Pink Ping Pong balls". His dad again agreed but asked "why Pink Ping Pong balls son?". His son replied "I'll tell you when I get them". True to his word when the boy turned 14, he received a whole room full of Pink Ping Pong balls and his Dad asked him "now why did you want them son". But his son replied "I'll tell you next year". Rather reluctantly his Dad agreed. and then he died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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the WNBA.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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