- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A man was shot. He died.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Why? Why not?

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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