- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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