- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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