hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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