- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Killing your friend as a joke.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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