What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

A storm be brewin!

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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