In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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