- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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