What happened to the twins? 9/11

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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