How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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