Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Anti Joke

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