What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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The Qur'an

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Do you play piano? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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