- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

call me maybe.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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