- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

eoin burgin is fat

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

A man was shot. He died.

I will create more jobs for americans

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

RUN

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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