A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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womans rights...

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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why dont they make black forks

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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