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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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