why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Women's Rights

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

all these jokes are horrible now

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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