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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

why dont they make black forks

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

womans rights...

NASCAR being considered a sport.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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