What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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