- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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