there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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