- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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