- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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