- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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