If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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