- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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men's rights activists

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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