knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Boob

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What does water taste like? Water

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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