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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

eoin burgin is fat

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

A man was shot. He died.

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