- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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