- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??