A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Cripples are lame.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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