- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

whats gay and american? a gay american

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

deez nuts

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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