What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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