- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

roses are red poo is poo

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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