What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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