- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

My mum is called Steve

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