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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

roses are red violets should be purple

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Gus's mom

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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