- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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