- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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