- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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