- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

So a bar walks into a man...

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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