A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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