- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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