- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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