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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

i committed murder

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Indians

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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