- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama = ebola

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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