- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

I think everybody should have a penis.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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