- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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