- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

say it ten times fast: oh

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Eric is gay Ha

Women outside of the kitchen.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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