Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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