- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

My cat just died.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Gus's mom

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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