- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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