What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

My mom

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

thumb_up thumb_down -25

An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

thumb_up thumb_down -25

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Jacob Edwards has friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

thumb_up thumb_down -25

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops