Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Anti Joke

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