How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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