Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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