roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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