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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

FOX News: Fair and balanced

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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