Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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deez nuts

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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