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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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