- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

No antijoke here.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

VITAMIN C!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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