why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Boxing on Boxing Day

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

this website is a bad joke

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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