Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Men's rights

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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nolan is gay

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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