A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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