- Anti Joke

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Whats worse than a joke? This

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Ain't idn't a word.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)