What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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poopy is poopy

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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