- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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