So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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