whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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black people swimming

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Denard Robinson

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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