Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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