What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

My cat just died.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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