In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

thumb_up thumb_down -8

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

thumb_up thumb_down -8

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

how much fish could a chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -10

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops