While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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