- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Matt is a Duster!

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

this website is a bad joke

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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