- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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