- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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