- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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