- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

GOODBYE

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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