- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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