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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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