What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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