- Anti Joke

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Gretta has five legs? -no

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.