Boxing on Boxing Day

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Matt is a Duster!

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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