- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Knock knock knock OCD

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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