what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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Where's my baby??

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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