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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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