- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

I like that, but why am I happy?

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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