whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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