- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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