Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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