- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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