Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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