yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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