- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Good job, son.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's brown an sticky Shit

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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