Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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