Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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