What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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America

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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You are joking right?

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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