whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why so serious ?

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

your mama's so fat... that's it

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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