- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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