Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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