What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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