I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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woman's lacrosse

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What is life? Paul.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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