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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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