- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Knock knock! Just kidding.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

where's mom I killed her

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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