What did the man with no head say to the women?

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

child labor

all these jokes are horrible now

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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