- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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