Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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