- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why so serious ?

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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