Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Boxing on Boxing Day

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

this website is a bad joke

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Matt is a Duster!

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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