Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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