- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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