Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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knock knock come in

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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knock knock? come in

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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