- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Knock knock.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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