What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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