- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Ehh

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Potassium? K.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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