- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Boxing on Boxing Day

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

whats brown and sticky a stick

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