some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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A women left the kitchen.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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