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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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