Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Boxing on Boxing Day

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Actually it was me Josh brown

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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