Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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first

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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A pope meets another one

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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