- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Your big dick.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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