- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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