Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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