- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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