- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

A house comes around the corner.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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