- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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