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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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