Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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