Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Matt is a Duster!

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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