What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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whats black and large -me

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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