- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

why dont they make black forks

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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