A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Good job, son.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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