- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What did the car do? CRASH!

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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