- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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